Master shake why is anything anything

Master Shake : Yes, I am! What do I win now? Hey, wait a minute The Voice : [Shake is lobotomized and drooling] Now eat 'em! Master Shake : [to Frylock] Why does everything have to be a federal case with you? Master Shake : I haven't paid taxes in six years, and I'm not getting busted by a damn sandwich.

Master Shake : I must say Master Shake : [Meatwad flashes back from the Broodwich realm] Hey! How'd you like Mr. He was a real treat wasn't he? Meatwad : Yeah Jerry says you guys had a little run in, but he's a decent guy once you get to know him. Meatwad : Nah, that don't sound like Jerry. Now the Jerry I know took me to Merry Christmas. Meatwad : [pause] Which is a strip club!

Merry Triple-X-mas You see what I'm sayin'? Master Shake : Gimme that sandwich! Frylock : Wow, so you're saying it was fun? Meatwad : Hell no! That sumbitch had an axe! Master Shake : Who are you?

What is this? The Voice : It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood! Frylock : [long pause] See Master Shake : I tasted mustard.

The Voice : Yeah DIJON mustard! Master Shake : Don't you touch those! They're in mint condition, and they're gonna stay that way! Meatwad : I'll touch 'em all the way to the trash can is what I'll do Master Shake : You touch those and your G. Joes are gonna be M. It is about the surreal adventures … more ». Willie Nelson: Woooooooah Whe-Where's this comin' from? Master Shake: No! Let's get down to it!

Willie Nelson: Naw, I'm with you! I don't think violence solves anything. Rate this quote: 0. Notify me of new comments via email. Cancel Report. Create a new account. Log In. Select another language:. Please enter your email address: Submit.

Powered by CITE. Know another quote from Aqua Teen Hunger Force? Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" movie - add it here! Fortunately, these schemes rarely turn out well for him, and he often feels the painful backlash whenever his plans fail.

Not only does he seem incapable of seeing the various flaws in his plans, but he also legitimately doesn't seem to be able to help prevent himself from making bad decisions. His stupidity has frequently caused much damage to the city they live in, their own house, the various people he encounters and perhaps most frequent of all, himself.

Due to his massive ego and narcissism, he very often, sometimes even purposely refuses to acknowledge his mistakes. Shake is also incredibly lazy. He is incapable of holding any sort of job if he actually manages to find one , and depends solely on Frylock to support him, and in " The ", the Aqua Teens' house rapidly falls into total disrepair without Frylock's stabilizing influence.

Due to being so self absorbed, Shake is proactive about leeching off of his friends. His brief jobs have often ended with him abandoning his post, and in Robositter he attempted to steal from the cash register on his way out. Oddly enough though, in several episodes such as "Circus", Shake has an unusual interest in the stock market and in " Shake Like Me ", appears conscious about his k after being turned back to a milkshake.

Despite his lack of talent and overall stupidity, Shake possesses an exceptional knowledge in cooking. In " Lasagna ", he is revealed to make a professional dish of four-cheese lasagna, which he claims to have learned how to make when he traveled to New York. However, his ability to cook seems to only be used for malicious purposes, such as interfering with Meatwad's diet or torturing Carl. Aside from his talent in cooking, Shake is shown to know how to operate a helicopter at the end of "Lasagna".

He is also skilled in the use of weaponry, ranging from knives to firearms, even if only used for malicious purposes like harming his enemies or committing suicide. In various episodes, Shake is shown to be an avid fan of heavy metal music. He owns two electric guitars and has connections with musicians like Zakk Wylde and Glenn Danzig. Although he apparently lacks any kind of reproductive organs, Shake is actually incredibly lecherous towards women, despite being constantly rejected by them.

He is also very boisterous about his sexual conquests, though Frylock points out that he lacks a penis and has never actually had sex with a woman. During the first few seasons of the series, Shake is seen to be very disrespectful to Meatwad, constantly torturing and bullying him with cruel jokes, as well as both physical and verbal abuse.

However, as the series progresses, he seems to become increasingly lenient and nicer toward Meatwad. However, even then he still often likes to play malicious jokes on him from time-to-time, such as in the episode " Zucotti Manicotti " where he almost drives him to suicide. Unlike his brothers Frylock and Meatwad, Shake does not appear to possess any kind of special or remotely useful powers.

The only real power that he frequently displays is his ability to rhythmically contract his body and eject some type of thick, green fluid through his straw which does absolutely nothing except splatter on the ground. He also displays the odd ability to cause any object that he throws in either anger or disgust to explode in a small fireball, No matter how hard or soft it lands leaving a small crater where the object impacted however, other characters have displayed this ability as well, meaning that this ability is not unique to Shake.

Shake can also suck up water through the end of his straw, as shown in the episode, "Bus of the Undead.