Why did tomkat split up

The leaked documents also reveal that although the couple held a wedding in Italy in , they actually wed in Los Angeles, and the pair signed a solid pre-nuptial agreement five months before they wed.

The BetterMaternityCare campaign are planning to march! Check out our exclusive interview with Linda Kelly from Women Ascend here. Decorum, maturity and tactfully quiet understanding must be maintained. Any marriage, that is, except one that involves Tom Cruise. And that is because Cruise, as everyone knows, is an alien. An evil alien. Come on, we all know it. Seriously, just try to imagine Cruise naked. It is literally impossible to imagine him any other way but with a smooth plastic groin, as genital-free as a Ken doll.

That is because, despite being blessed with a face that came straight from the Handsome Factory, this is purely a mask literally, from the Handsome Factory and, despite its skilfully elasticated nature, this mask may stop Cruise ever ageing but it cannot disguise his inherently creepy, his inherently alien nature.

And you know what? Tom really won't mind me saying that. In fact, he'd probably say something similar himself, seeing as he is — as you may have heard — a devout Scientologist and, as well as believing things such as that the only reason people follow any religions other than Scientology is because 75 billion years ago their souls were brainwashed after being forced to watch a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days and to be fair to Scientology, that does sound like my idea of hell , Scientologists claim that a person is not a person but, in fact, an extraterrestrial, or thetan.

So it's not like I'm insulting him here or anything. Although he might object to the evil bit. And the whole genital-free thing. Browse Companies:. Find this comment offensive? This will alert our moderators to take action Name Reason for reporting: Foul language Slanderous Inciting hatred against a certain community Others.

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